Posts Tagged ‘undead’

UnLive Long and Prosper

Now if you’re still with me, you’ve made the choice to date a vampire. Perhaps you’re in a curious relationship with a suspected vampire. But, how can you tell? Does he appear just when you need him? I mean just when you need him. Like you’re thinking about him. He’s there with ice cream in […]

Vampires are everywhere these days. It’s seems you can’t throw a dead cat without hitting one. Personally, I don’t understand the appeal. You’re limited to night life, they can’t enjoy taking photos with you, and don’t even get me started on the horrendous meal planning, not to mention the whole blood thing. That’s the truth, […]