WTF Hollywood?

06Dec09

I wasn’t sure if I should use this space to address a serious issue in a “funny” column. My final vote is yes.

The disturbing thing about it is that it’s a rather funny serious issue. It’s been something that I haven’t been able to understand for quite some time. This deals with the actors that portray the fictional people we’ve come to know, love, and rabidly obsess over.

We’ll be getting back to those next week.

Today we’re taking a look at extramarital affairs and just what the hell people were thinking. This starts with my partner, Jak, and I at a Walgreens at 3 in the morning. On the front of one of the star rags in big bold letters is something about Tiger Woods and his mistress.

That, in and of itself, isn’t surprising. Very famous, attractive, rich and “powerful” Tiger Woods, was on on the cover as well with his quite bangable wife, and down in the corner, next to some of the spoiler text, was this small picture with this homely, not nearly as hot as the Mrs. Woods, chick.

This immediately got me thinking: WTF!? Cheating is never really the acceptable answer, but there’s got to be something to be said for at the very least cheating up, or at least in your league. For some reason, it always seems to be the guys who cheat on their partners with less-hot mistresses.



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